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2010 Parliamentary Election Communication from Nick ‘The Flying Brick’ Delves candidate for “William's Monster Raving Loony Hill Party” Derbyshire Dales in the General Election 6th May

This leaflet was spotted by a volunteer in Derbyshire Dales
on Friday, 04 Jun, 2010.

Published by Official Monster Raving Loony Party

I would re-introduce National Service for the over 75’s, because they enjoyed it so much the last time around. We would introduce five years of National Service for all newly elected MP’s supervised by the over 75’s. We would also introduce National Service for the 18-year-olds, they would be started as Punkah Wallah’s, making cucumber sandwiches, strawberries and champagne, and gin and tonics before dinner, their last duty of the day would be to put the over 75’s to bed at 10:30pm. The MP’s could put each other to bed discreetly, not waking up the over 75’s, and not interfering with the 18 year olds unless they have recently become MP’s.

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